Monday, 26 November 2007

How to lose talented staff

Ten ways to lose talented staff
  1. Keep moving the goal posts. Never let them get used to the way you want things done. Keep them guessing.
  2. Pick on a single fault and keep reminding them of it.
  3. Give them feedback on things they cannot change.
  4. Question their loyalty/commitment/integrity at random
  5. Patronise them
  6. Keep them in the dark about important changes then brush off their complaints with 'I thought you knew.'
  7. If you can't criticise their work, criticise their personal appearance.
  8. Make out that their mistakes have greater consequences than they actually have.
  9. Ask them to explain why they made a mistake then constantly interrupt them with your own take on things.
  10. Take the credit for their achievements and dump your crises on them.

(With acknowledgements to 'Nasty People' by Jay Carter)

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